Sunday, December 7, 2008

Sunday Blessings - Scott Caan


Today's edition of Sunday Blessings, in which we thank Jesus for blessing this Earth with a hot piece of man, features actor Scott Caan. Now, usually there's a particular reason for a Sunday Blessings selection, such as they have a new movie opening, or they have a show currently on the air, but with Scott Caan there's no genuine reason for focusing on him, other then the fact I find him hot. Yes, I find him hot. Scott is the son of actor James Caan, who was quite a looker himself, back in the seventies, and I first took notice of his appeal, after watching him in a series of god awful movies during the late nineties and early aughts - Varsity Blues, Boiler Room, Ready to Rumble. What exactly was this appeal? Umm...his ass, definitely his ass. Damn that man has a fine ass on him! Seriously, damn! It was featured in Varsity Blues and Ready to Rumble, as well as in a deleted scene on the Boiler Room DVD. Now you got to give him credit for being so easily willing to drop trough. Sigh. I don't even remember what those movies were about. Mostly I just made up my own story in my head for the films. As far as I'm conCerned, Ready to Rumble was about two cute guys, Scott and David Arquette, who enjoyed wrestling and were secretly in love with each other, and in the end Scott showed his rear. While the man has made a number of crap movies, he's also starred in some pretty good ones like Ocean's Eleven and Friends with Money, in which he shows he has some acting talent and comedic abilities. He should just stay away from doing anymore films featuring Jessica Alba or Paul Walker. Amen. Praise Jesus, especially for Scott's ass!




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